BIG PAPI = BIG BABY
While
most in baseball associate David Ortiz with the nickname “Big Papi”, I feel
“Big Baby” is much more appropriate and will, thus, refer to him as such for
the rest of this article. In my opinion,
big babies never take blame and always cry when others are “picking” on
them. They act as if they are 100%
innocent and defensively point fingers at others whenever their perfect
innocence is challenged. Big babies
intake “formulas” or other “things” to help them grow stronger.
Big
Baby was on a list of 104 players that included A-Rod that failed a drug test
that was given back in 2003. Back then,
MLB determined that they were not going to suspend anyone; that they were
simply gathering an idea of the amount of drug usage within their
organization. Since that time and since
suspensions were implemented, Big Baby has never been found guilty like other
players from the George J. “Mitchell Report”: Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire, Manny
Ramirez, and Rafael Palmeiro. Nor was he
found guilty in recent years from sporadic tests or from evidence involving the
anti-aging clinic/Biogenesis lab findings that exposed players including A-Rod,
Ryan Braun, Nelson Cruz, Jhonny Peralta, Everth Cabrera, Jesus Montero,
Francisco Cervelli, Antonio Bastardo, and Jordany Valdespin. So, Big Baby was never suspended like the
others were (for at least 50 games).
Still,
there are members of the press and some baseball players that feel skeptical
about Big Baby’s innocence throughout the years. Big Baby doesn’t understand that and points
out that his name was not supposed to be divulged from that sealed/confidential
list of players from the 2003 test. He
has stated that the drug was an over-the-counter drug that anyone could buy and
use. He doesn’t understand why anyone
would question the fact that his offensive numbers (>30 homers/>100 RBIs)
are very uncharacteristic for any player in their late 30s. Big Baby, instead, implies that such great numbers
should be praised beyond that of any average baseball player.
This
week (on Thursday, March 26), Big Baby decided that he wanted to try and rectify
the misunderstandings of others and save face for himself before the 2015
season begins. Apparently, he is not
only concerned about his current reputation amongst the media, but also of his
future standing with the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum committee. Ironically, 2 former players from the Yankees
who played during most of Big Baby’s years (Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera),
never showed self-acclaim or any expectations towards being elected into the
Hall of Fame. They have instead lowered
their tones humbly whenever the subject is mentioned.
Big
Baby stomped his feet in a tantrum this past Thursday and decided to generate his
own article on “The Players’ Tribune” which is a journalism outlet that Derek
Jeter created for players. Before I
provide Thursday’s quotes from that, let me first provide some past quotes that
Big Baby stated:
From “Boston.com”
- “I will find out what I tested positive
for…based on whatever I learn. I will
share this information with my club and the public. You know me - I will not
hide and I will not make excuses.” From
ESPN - “The information regarding Ortiz
and Ramirez became known through Times interviews with multiple lawyers and
others connected to pending litigation regarding the test results between the
baseball players union and the government. The lawyers spoke anonymously
because the testing information is under seal by a court order, the newspaper
reported, and the lawyers did not indicate which drugs were detected.”
Here
are some of the things Big Baby vocalized for his article in The Players’ Tribune on March 26:
Okay, sure, I’ll take that. I’m buying an
over-the-f***ing-counter supplement in the United States of America. I’m buying
this stuff in line next to doctors and lawyers. Now all of a sudden MLB comes
out and says there’s some ingredient in GNC pills that have a form of steroid
in them. I don’t know anything about it.
If you think I’m full of it, go to your
kitchen cabinet right now and read the back of a supplement bottle and honestly
tell me you know what all of that stuff is. I’m not driving across the border
to Mexico buying some shady pills from a drug dealer. I’m in a strip mall
across from the Dunkin’ Donuts, bro.
Hell yes I deserve to be in the Hall of Fame.
I’ve won three World Series since MLB introduced comprehensive drug testing.
I’ve performed year after year after year. But if a bunch of writers who have
never swung a bat want to tell me it’s all for nothing, OK. Why do they write my
legacy?
Gee,
what a sweetheart of a guy and a “teddy bear” (a nickname his followers
sometimes call him); such charismatic language to choose in his first
self-written, publicized words; but remember, he is a Big Baby. He said, "I'm not driving across the border to Mexico", so how could we fathom that he could have obtained drugs?
Wow, how ignorant does he think average baseball fans are? Are we to believe that drugs are only
attainable across the border, and only in Mexico? He “will
not make excuses”? That’s all he’s been
doing for 10 years! Maybe there’s
something in his Dunkin’ Donuts’ coffee that has either jumbled his brain or,
on the other hand, made him stronger than most players in their late 30s -
including the majority of players who are actually in better toned condition!!
Big
Baby blames either the whole state of New York or presumably the Yankees as the
culprits that have provided embellished stories aimed at him just to distort
their own players. Has he ever read the
New York newspapers? Has he ever
listened to the New Yorkers or even just the segmented Yankees’ fans over the
airwaves? Wow!
Besides
the aforementioned quotes and stories from “Boston.com” or “ESPN” who, along
with MLB, typically wear Red Sox cheerleading outfits when they write or talk
about the Red Sox, even the “Boston Globe” has offered some unsupportive
rhetoric about the Big Baby: http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2015/03/27/dear-david-ortiz-since-you-brought/soyNO1ICkfvv5THbW98O0K/story.html.
Additionally,
NBC Sports pointed out a very good point via their http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/03/27/did-david-ortiz-admit-to-more-than-he-realized-with-his-players-tribune-editorial/ link, which
basically emphasizes that while Big Baby cried about being tested more than any
other player in baseball, MLB typically only executes extra tests to players that
were previously found with positive tests - including players that were never
suspended, but were found to be cheaters before
the suspensions were implemented. Hmm!
MLB and
especially Boston fans: It’s time for
you to finally widen your eyes and realize you have a cheater that you
idolize. Most New York baseball fans and
press have expressed their grave disappointment in A-Rod, even before he was
suspended! Please take the blindfolds
off and focus!
As far
as the Hall of Fame is concerned, it’s a good thing that there’s at least 6
years before the votes will be casted for Big Baby because that will allow more
time for the truth to make its way to the forefront. Additionally, Big Baby has mostly been a
Designate Hitter during his “legacy” career.
As a result, he certainly hasn’t contributed much defense to help his
team (only about 15%) - something that the voters have considered ever since
the DH was implemented. So, since that
is already disregarded by Big Baby, based on his “Vote for Me” attitude, he
should also review his own team’s greatest Hall of Famers, such as Ted Williams
or Carl Yastrzemski. They certainly
provided the other half of the game a typical hitter contributes…defense! What a self-proclaimed “legacy” he is!